my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
Dear Joseph Gordon-Levitt,
For the last four years, you’ve been leading impromptu sing-alongs, rocking out to R. Kelly songs, doing handstands with Daniel Radcliffe and strutting your stuff at the bank, and we’re angry. Very angry. Why, JGL, aren’t you unleashing all of this amazing untapped talent on Broadway?
We’d settle for a musical on the big screen (or even Carrie Underwood-style), but after the rumors of a Little Shop of Horrors reboot got debunked, and we never heard a follow-up about that awesome-sounding Guys & Dolls remake, we started to get impatient.